Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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