I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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