do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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