Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
third nipple confirmed
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Randomize
