forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Come on in and take your pants off
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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