if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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