Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Randomize
