Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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