He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
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