If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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