I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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