He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Bring me that man meat
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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