oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
You ate ashes out of my bong
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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