is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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