her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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