the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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