It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
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