We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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