i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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