David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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