I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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