Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
my shit smells like andre
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She bit a glass in half.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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