You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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