i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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