oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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