I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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