Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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