I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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