I bet he comes in French.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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