Whod you bang
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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