My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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