Taylor Swift is so right about you.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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