Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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