Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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