I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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