dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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