whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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