I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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