I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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