The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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