My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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