Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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