Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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