is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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