I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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