i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
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