But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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