awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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