We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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