so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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