Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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