Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
ttyl tear gas
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Randomize
